As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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