wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
two words: eviction party
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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