On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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