We're facebook friends in real life
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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