She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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