can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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