Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I love you. Go after that dick
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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