quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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