It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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