I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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