omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
