Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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