Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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