his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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