I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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