You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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