evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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