so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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