How'd it feel making her break her religion?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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