that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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