So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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