Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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