If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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