You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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