Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
bring money and cleavage
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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