can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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