It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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