do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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