I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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