Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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