she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
no you cant smoke seaweed
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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