Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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