Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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