So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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