I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
