Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
