aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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