Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
So. Much. Porn.
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