Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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