Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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