porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think a kid would responsible me up
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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