Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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