i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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