Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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