i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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