I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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