Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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