The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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