We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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