Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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