Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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