Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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