sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
