I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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