I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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